OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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so beautiiiiiful
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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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The exclusive trailer to The Perks of Being a Wallflower
the car tunnel part and Christmas party part are exactly how I pictured it while reading the book
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LOL.OMFG WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
mememememememememememememememememememe
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U.S.- Mexico Border
its kind of sad
that’s shocking
omg :(
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Summertime babytime..
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I like you cuz.. WAIT, YOU MY SISTER. SISTER NO ALLOWED TO GET LIKE-LIKE STATUS. Just kidding.. I like how chill you are, how you put up with me all the time, I like how you’re my sidekick and go on weird adventures with me, I like when you laugh really hard or when you try to hold in your laughter but it ends up spewing out. I like how you yell at me when I crash into stuff. I like how you pack my bag every morning and make me breakfast and make sure i’m running on time. I like your taste in music and how you like all things cozy and relaxing (it suits you so well). I like how you’re like the least judgemental/dramatic/mean person I’ve ever met. I like how you worry about little, insignificant things (it’s funny) and I’m jealous that you got the tan skin and darker features and I’m left here lookin’ like white man from town. I like your corny humour and your taste in clothes and that you play the viola (haha loser) and most of all, I like that you’re my sister!!
I laughed so hard (on the inside), looking at my email sentbox. First I see one to Coach Teer from last year with the title of “difficulties with online quiz”. I opened it up and it says “I tried taking the online quiz tonight and as I pressed “start quiz”, it took me to the home page and said that I had a zero. I did not ex out of it, nor press the ‘back’ button like I did in the past. :( Just letting you know ahead of time. I LOVE YOU. Hehe.” Then I keep scrolling and I see all of my messages to you that needed to be printed because my printer wasn’t working. Here are the titles of them:
-I’M SORRY
-THANKSFORSAVINGME
-ANNOTATED BIBLIOGRAPHY. I LOVE YOU
-my english print-outs. THANK YOU ♥
This made me laugh…
Bay Bridge Blue Hour II (by soukup12)
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